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Tweak says, "look at meeee"

Emily Cauldwell (unscathed) wrote,
@ 2008-12-16 16:17:00

Thank you for the bracelet, Dylan. It's beautiful. In fact, I've got it on right now.

Lucy, can I ask for your help with something that may or may not be Christmas-related?

You know, sweetie, if you have a... well, fetish seems like to strong of a word, but you catch my drift, you don't have to wait until I'm drunk to tell me about it.

I happen to be very open-minded, especially in bed.

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	technopathy 2008-12-16 04:30 pm UTC (link)
	Uhhh...sure? ~~HOLY CRAP I NEED TO BLEACH MY BRAIN. I HAVE GOT TO STOP SNOOPING.~~ (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Lucy unscathed 2008-12-16 04:41 pm UTC (link)
	I have Landon as my secret Santa, and I know... nothing about him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Emily technopathy 2008-12-16 04:54 pm UTC (link)
	Oh. Hah. Honestly, I don't even know what I'm getting him. Seriously, though, get the man coffee. He lives on that shit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Lucy unscathed 2008-12-16 05:15 pm UTC (link)
	Thirty dollars worth of coffee... Hm. Well, what's he like? I mean, is he your typical guy or... I don't know. Doesn't he have interests or hobbies or something? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Emily technopathy 2008-12-16 05:21 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, at least then he'd stop drinking mine. He's a total guy. As far as hobbies go, he ~~drinks~~ swims? He's also a coach, if that helps at all. Most of his hobbies are typical guy hobbies. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Dylan pushit 2008-12-16 05:08 pm UTC (link)
	You're welcome. Just make sure that you never clean it with regular soap, it'll mess up the luminosity of the diamonds. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Dylan unscathed 2008-12-16 05:14 pm UTC (link)
	Diamonds?! Oh Dylan, please tell me you're kidding. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Emily pushit 2008-12-16 05:17 pm UTC (link)
	I have three plus years of money from working at restaurants and I don't pay rent. Plus, you're the only person I got a gift for. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Dylan unscathed 2008-12-16 05:17 pm UTC (link)
	I'm the only one? What about Roxy? Your family? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Emily pushit 2008-12-16 05:19 pm UTC (link)
	My family doesn't speak to me anymore and Roxy has her rent-a-parents. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Dylan unscathed 2008-12-16 05:21 pm UTC (link)
	Have you tried talking to them? Or do you not want to? Well, I have parents. And Gabe, and you still got me something. Are you two not getting along? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Emily pushit 2008-12-16 05:29 pm UTC (link)
	Stop trying to get inside my head. It's not like it's booby-trapped or anything. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Dylan unscathed 2008-12-16 05:44 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not trying to get inside your head. I'm trying to help. That's what friends do, you know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Emily pushit 2008-12-16 06:33 pm UTC (link)
	Aren't you afraid that I'm going to try to convince you to power my blood-powered earth-destroying device or something? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Dylan unscathed 2008-12-16 06:36 pm UTC (link)
	Not really. Why, should I brace myself? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Emily pushit 2008-12-16 06:42 pm UTC (link)
	Yes. It's a very nefarious plot. Non shall survive. Viva la revolution. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Dylan unscathed 2008-12-16 06:43 pm UTC (link)
	Sounds like a pretty dull world if no one's around. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Emily pushit 2008-12-16 06:52 pm UTC (link)
	You can stay. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Emily ohshitsherlock 2008-12-16 07:38 pm UTC (link)
	Heh. I think the timing was more due to me being high as a kite than you being wasted. The subject just never came up before. ...Dylan is buying you jewelry? I might consider being worried, if he wasn't a total homo. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Gabe unscathed 2008-12-16 08:00 pm UTC (link)
	Well, is there anything else you'd like to tell me while you're at it? And maybe you should be worried. Diamonds were involved. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Emily ohshitsherlock 2008-12-16 08:09 pm UTC (link)
	Not...I mean, I'm not like, a total freak or anything. It's just...~~weird to talk about~~ not that important. Wow. Shown up by a gay high-schooler. Wait a second, the kid was living in the bathroom at work, but he can afford to buy you diamonds? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Gabe unscathed 2008-12-16 08:12 pm UTC (link)
	I never said you were a freak, but you can't expect me to automatically know what you like. You have to tell me these kinds of things. Even if it feels... awkward, you'll get an awful lot out of it. Apparently he never spends money, and I'm the only one he's buying presents for. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Emily ohshitsherlock 2008-12-16 08:19 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, I know. Well like I said, it wasn't a huge deal. Uh huh. He's sucking up to you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Dylan unscathed 2008-12-16 08:41 pm UTC (link)
	I know Alena and I are... different, so just don't be shy, okay? Well, he's doing a good job of it if he is. I don't know, though. Evan apologized to him, and he's been... different. Maybe that was all he really needed all these years. (Reply to this) (Parent)